Profanity is a card game for smutty people

Here’s how you play…

The smuttiest person begins the game as the Judge. The Judge chooses a starting word and places it faces up in the middle of the table. Players now choose one card from their hand to pair with the Judge’s card.

You may combine your card with the Judge’s in any order you wish. For example, if the Judge’s card was Swallow, the card ‘Dutch’ could be used to make the phrase ‘Dutch Swallow’ or ‘Swallow Dutch’.

Once a player has announced what their chosen phrase is, they may provide their own twisted definition. Playing Profanity is like giving an AK-47 to an autistic 15-year old. You’re not exactly sure what’s going to happen, but life’s never going to be the same again.